[sleep-over voice] are you awake
[sleep-over reply voice] yeah
[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH
[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life
[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up
[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us
[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs
- baby: d... d... d...
- father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
- baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
- baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*
to add to this “humans are weird” thing
did you know that humans are the only species on earth with the ability to throw things with any significant degree of accuracy and force (apes can throw with about the force of a human ten year old, but cant lock their wrists well enough for accuracy)
and we just never really think about it bc its so easy and simple to us that pretty much all of our sports are based around the concept of throwing things accurately
so
what if the concept of projectile weapons takes most species FOREVER to get the hang of, or even come up with in the first place.
a human goes onto a ship and throws some trash into the nearest reclaimer, shouts “kobe!” and all the other aliens on board absolutely LOSE THEIR MINDS
Spread this around; remind the world that for every Nazi, there’s an entire train full of sensible people capable of basic moral behaviour.
remember: if you remove hate grafiti, document it and report it, so it can be documented as an act of ate for hate crimes statistics. even if it doesn’t get investigated. it needs to be documented. File a report.
Years ago, you promised your firstborn to a witch. Since then, despite your best efforts, you can’t seem to get laid. The witch is starting to get pretty pissed.
Y’all get together to discuss your options and she starts coaching you on how to get men because she doesn’t want to waste more magic on you without promise of payment. The more time you guys spend together the more you realize you have a bit of a crush on her. Soon you’re sabotaging your dates on purpose to see her again.
Long story short you fall in love and get married and do the sperm donor thing AND YOUR FIRSTBORN IS HERS BY DEFAULT and you live happily ever after. The end.
Baby cries in the middle of the night
Witch: Ughhhhh. It’s your turn.
You: You bought it. You handle it.
That is what I call a fairy tale ending.
ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.
whenever i post this it works
reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet
I’m Fucking dying. The music in the background is what makes it.
oh my fucking god
LOL
Good god. Lol
This is the most beautiful thing I have ever watched.
What’s happening in Mexico?
Here’s some things you need to know:
- Since 1 of January 2017, the price of oil and gasoline will be incremented up to 20%
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The corruption behind PEMEX’s (mexico’s only oil company) managing left with a massive debt of $100,000 Million Dollars
last year
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Different foreign companies will establish themselves in México
starting this year, competing with PEMEX, this was allowed by the
government, to “raise competitiveness”, in
hopes to heal with this the crisis that PEMEX is facing with the debt.
- Due to the increment in price of oil, every other product that depends of transport for it’s commercialization will also have an increment to it’s price.
- The price of gasoline will fluctuate daily starting February 18th
- The biggest and most obvious impact will be how much more money it will cost to us Mexican people to afford to have a decent quality of life since, not only transport will cost more, furniture, clothing, food, seeds and basically everything will cost much more money due to this
- Indigenous people will be the most affected by this.
- More foreign companies mean more exploitation of oil, which means displacing of indigenous peoples, whom are not protected by our government
- The high possibility of Mexico entering a recession because of the high interest rates to inversion
- Mexico now buys 6 of every 10 liters of gasoline from foreign companies, which also increments the price of gasoline because of the devaluation of our coin compared to the US Dollar
- Drug cartels involved in the black market of gasoline will be even more powerful and rich because of how expensive and how scarce it will be
Now, consider the fact that this is act of the Mexican Government alone.
With Donald Trump as the president of the United States we’re basically fucked because:
- Trump promises to revise or, at one extreme, withdraw the United States from the North American Free Trade Agreement (NAFTA), something that would have significant repercussions for Mexico, which sends 83% of its exports to the northern neighbor. x
- Literally one day after Donald Trump won the elections, the Dollar closed in 19.33 Pesos and then to 20.35 pesos for a Dollar, this is the highest it has been ever recorded
- Donald Trump is planning with charging companies high taxes for investing in Mexico
So yeah, we’re doing pretty bad, the whole country is protesting against the increment of oil, x x ; everybody is in panic for what’s going to happen to us, and we now, more than ever know how much Americans & our own government hate us
Note: all the sources are from Spanish news outlets since i couldn’t find any news written in english about this.
Please reblog so everyone can know that the democracy in Mexico is a fraud.
Soy de Tijuana y aqui en mi ciudad acaban de anunciar hoy 5 de enero desabasto de gasolina y hay rumores de saqueos, no creo que suceda aqui en mi ciudad (espero) pero si seran dias dificiles, nadie sabe que pasará ahora pero espero que no suceda una situación donde apliquen tacticas de terror y desprestigio de quienes en verdad protestan por el aumento e gasolina como esta pasando en Ciudad de México y otros estados…
Solo queda no perder la calma y cuidarnos las espaldas unos a los otros en estos dias
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I can not explain very well the bad situation in my country right now beacuse my english, but in resume, there is a gasoline shortage in several states of México and everything is becoming in a caos, today my city started to have a gasoline shortage and I’m hoping that people don’t become crazy too like in the others states. There have been rumors that there could be looting to markets, but it just has been rumors, for now.
What I’m rebloging now are the causes of our current situation, and for people to know what is really happening.
We hope this is resolved soon, and this is all for now..
I’m from Tijuana too, this is extremely important. Please signal boost.
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